for some reason, these dudes following me on twitter and tumblr seem to believe that pornography is a necessity and that it is MY responsibility to supply them with free content or “samples”. they really expect me to totally disregard my JOB in order to give them what they want, and it’s absolutely laughable. porn is a luxury, and just like any other luxury; if you can’t afford it, you don’t get it. that, or you buy it anyway and face the consequences later 😅
if you want a sample, you better be giving me a sample of that cash ;)
Can’t keep meowt. [video]
Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door? They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?! This cat is hardcore.
fuckin cats man
They literally just need to buy a doorknob
If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.
that’s really inspiring
holy fucking shit
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING PHARRELL’S NEW VIDEO IS HIM FALLING IN LOVE WITH AN ANIME GIRL
i can’t believe this but i don’t know what i expected
There’s an abundance of bad things happening right now, and it’s hard not to be sucked into that black hole of sadness, so let’s have a puppy party shall we.
Because, let’s face it, dogs never grow up.
ADDED BONUS, PUPS IN MOTION!!!
Some corrections: Only the glans of the penis has 4,000 nerve endings. The foreskin alone has about 20,000.
And vagina means “sheath” (of a sword) in Latin.
Made this cutie for my blog theme. uwu
The Histoire de Curbes, Pulp Fashion Week Show(lle-de-France, France)
it’s nice to see people who look more like me on my dash.
I love to see the celebration of all women’s bodies.
This is VERY important
Robert perez aka Rob The Original. Le coiffeur qui te dessine tout ce que tu veux avec sa tondeuse et ses ciseaux. :-)
Robert perez aka Rob The Original. The hairdresser that you draw whatever you want with his clippers and scissors. :-)